So, it's Laundry Day today. Which meant that as I dragged my basket of clothes to the laundromat, all I was wearing was a pair of worn jeans and my "Whatever Happens in a Black Hole Stays in a Black Hole" t-shirt.
Weirdest thing happened at the laundromat, though; I was putting my clothes in the washer when an old lady tapped me on the shoulder. When I turned to her, she said, "Fear is as unknown a concept to him as wonder is to the night sky."
"What?" I said.
"I said, can I borrow some of your detergent?"
So, either I'm losing my hearing, or I've been reading too many scary stories on the internet.
Below: I'm still sleeptyping I see. Must be some wacky dreams, but I can't remember them.